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tupacabra:

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

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chipotlazy:

never underestimate the power of a low quality webcam to make you look good in a selfie

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bowlingforsoup:

id like to see an english teacher write a successful text post

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ultrafacts:

For more posts like this, follow the Ultrafacts tumblr blog!

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fehmme:

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ph. Will Davidson

couple goalsssss

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" Some nights I close my eyes and imagine feeling your lips on mine, your whispered words slowly pushing my legs apart. "

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Michael Faudet  

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officialfrenchtoast:

when ur about to leave & your mom makes u do last minute chores

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hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here

teenssfromhell:

when u havent done ur homework but the teacher goes through the answers with the class

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