new spicy doritos locos tacos
where are his thighs
One night, late, I wish you would text me. Text me drunk and tell me how you really feel because I hate this and I’m confused and I miss you so much even though it’s been so long
stop romanticizing the idea of becoming so dependent on another human being that you cannot function adequately without their presence goodbye
A piebald deer is a deer with a brown and white spotting pattern which is not caused by parasites or diseases. They can appear to be almost entirely white. In addition to the non-standard coloration, other differences have been observed: bowing or Roman nose, overly arched spine (scoliosis), long tails, short legs, and underbites.
fun prank: replace your kid’s weed with opposite weed so when they smoke it it makes them go to business school and get a degree in lawyer
Ah yes a degree in lawyer.
when someone gets a lyric reference you made and then continues with the next line
let me know if u aint shit before I fuck with you